Tool donkey

A complete social degenerate. A fool who is completely oblivious that he is a total schmuck. A blabber mouth with nothing worthwhile to say who talk too much.

I know of this total tool donkey whose name I can not say because we all know who this person is. Tool donkeys get under your skin at an alarmingly fast pace.

by Scott Mc Daniels August 13, 2011

Donkey Cron

high grade marijuanna that kicks exceptionally hard when smoked

Watch out that shits the Donkey Cron, it kicked a hole out my lung.

by xtnjnz March 19, 2010

Hoe Donkey

An endeering term for the person you are currently sleeping with.

"Got to get home and see the old Hoe Donkey", or Ï love you hoe donkey"

by ernieTorphan August 24, 2009

Solid Donkey

"The solidity of the donkey relies purely on its ability to be salted." -Plato (circa 400BC)

Damn, her solid donkey has been un-salted for far too long, for sure ehh?

by Fish Stix March 29, 2010

donkey foot

using your foot to pleasure a girls clit

Shall I donkey foot that pussy

by Donkey Foot May 23, 2016

Donkey Shuffle

The act of walking around ones house whilst receiving anal intercourse from ones partner.

Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.

by thetendertaint January 4, 2018

Shag a donkey

Basically telling someone to fuck off and fuck a donkey.

“Hey mate.” says Jeff

“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”

by anonymous July 1, 2021