Dependacitis

The fake infectious disease used to describe a U.S Military spouse or significant other that has slowly relied more on their partner for support. Symptoms include quitting their job, abusing their spouse’s rank, and an increased frequency of pregnancy and birth. Typically the disease develops stronger as time in the relationship goes on. While there is no cure, some members report a higher intelligence and common sense can keep symptoms down long enough for the member to retire or get out of the military.

Enlisted Military Sergeant: Hey lieutenant why doesn’t your girlfriend ever come to our parties anymore? Are you big leaguing us or something?
Lieutenant: Oh she has a bad case of dependacitis, she used my rank to try to get a discount at Subway. So she’s staying home to try to recover.

by DietWokeZero December 31, 2022

Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.

Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )

by smoke.knows.more January 1, 2023

DeepKnight

A absolute stud and cutie in the Toribash community

“oh me goodness gracious is that Deepknight?! *gets hard*”

by DkFan March 2, 2023

deeped ip the wee

quite simply to be fucked up the ass :’)

“so did he deeped you ip the wee?”
“god my man deeped me ip the wee so hard last night”
“i didn’t study for this test…i’m so deeped ip the wee.”

by marindi September 4, 2023

Dependable Black Friend

A 1990s and 2000s movie trope. A diversity token to attract black audiences. Usually the black BFF is unknown to the general audience, but is an A-Lister in the black film scene. They, be it he or a she, offer gems of wisdom with a little urban or southern flair, and sometimes they can even save the day.

I wonder what that black actress from The Unborn is doing right now, she was so hot! But also, a great example of a dependable black friend.

Oh, you mean Meagan Good? I think she's married now..

by Oddkidd1 July 4, 2023

Deepon

WOWWWWW what a utter idiot, shameless, dark minded guy he is. His smile is very deceptive. From outside he may seem as a very good,innocent guy but if u know him from inside you will find a selfish guy who can destroy anyone because of his own interests. Very bad guy and wherever u find a deepon pls avoid him as all deepons are the same.After trusting him pls do not say i didnt warn u guys

hi deepon, from ur biggest hater

by veryclose to you October 2, 2023

deepanjot

(Thee-pun-jot/ A perfect noun): Deepan means earthen lamp and jot means light. So, full meaning is the light of an earthen lamp. It's a rare unisex name. Deepan can be used for short

Hey, I'm Deepanjot.
My name is Deepan.
Have you seen Deepan?

by Kraken Wagen October 7, 2023