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dane cookers

1.) Ususally underaged girls who want to sleep with the famous comedian, Dane Cook.

2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.

3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.

4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.

5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.

6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.
by JayMoo January 20, 2007
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Uncle dane

A total hottie, 100% nutt material. Not to be confused with tf2's Dane, this Dane will make Niagara falls in your pants,every time he enters a room, no exceptions.
oh my god! it's Uncle Dane! (nutts silently)
by pootis the gibus hoovy June 8, 2018
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dane cook

Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.
Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok

I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook

Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok

She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook

These are all from Insomiac Tour
by Gozzy August 20, 2006
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Danefag

Slang for a person from Denmark, can also be used as a degrading word. Similar to the word britfag. Is often used on internet forums such as 4chan
English person: What the heck does hyggelig mean?
Danish person: Hey, danefag here, it's when you chill and be all feel-good, possibly with some cookies and a movie
by Antikia September 22, 2009
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Daneglish

noun deyn-glish, a mostly incoherent series of rapid grumbles and grunts used as a crude form of communication, frequently requiring the use of a linguist to decipher.
The early cavemen of Danish decent commonly used Daneglish to communicate with outside villages.
by reallyorange November 21, 2010
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great dane dump

basically, a turd that is so big it defies belief. usually done by a human.
oh my god! what the hell have you left in the toilet bob?

why thats a great dane dump martha. Tell me if its gone after the 4th flush.
by CiRcLe_ThEoRy January 15, 2008
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dane cook

verb: the degeneration of the funniness of a comedian or comedy movie caused by dumb assholes quoting that comedian or movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER again untill he/she/it is no longer fucking funny.
Napolean Dynamite was a great movie, until it got dane cooked; the dumbasses in my history class kept saying "do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?" OVER AND OVER until I began to actually hate the movie which I had originally liked very much.

YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.
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