Dan: Send me some t*tties
by YouOweMeNewTiddies February 16, 2024
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He's just Dan, and he's got a grand 'stache,
People stop and stare, they just can't match,
Everywhere he goes, he's the talk of the town,
With his stylish 'stache, he never wears a frown.
(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
(Verse 2)
From the tips of his lip, to the curl on his face,
Dan's moustache brings a certain grace,
He walks with swagger, confidence in his stride,
Mogging all the others, he's got nothing to hide.
(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
(Bridge)
With each twirl and twist, he asserts his reign,
In the world of 'staches, he'll always reign.
So if you see him passing by,
Tip your hat to Dan, with his 'stache so spry.
(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
He's just Dan, and he's got a grand 'stache,
People stop and stare, they just can't match,
Everywhere he goes, he's the talk of the town,
With his stylish 'stache, he never wears a frown.
(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
(Verse 2)
From the tips of his lip, to the curl on his face,
Dan's moustache brings a certain grace,
He walks with swagger, confidence in his stride,
Mogging all the others, he's got nothing to hide.
(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
(Bridge)
With each twirl and twist, he asserts his reign,
In the world of 'staches, he'll always reign.
So if you see him passing by,
Tip your hat to Dan, with his 'stache so spry.
(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
by levuzzzzAgain February 27, 2024
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Dan is a very silly person. He is considered to be the 'weird kid outsider' to others, but to his closest friends, he is a goofy goober who is very kind and awesome. When you get to know him he is such an amazing person and you will love him very much. Dan also can be very random, like saying some gibberish nonsense or making silly noises. Dan also seems to randomly disappear sometimes. He is suspected to be the 'admin' of the world and has silly commands like /e fly. He also has great humor and is a very reasonable person. I love Dan :)))
by lemon the silly fox :))) March 20, 2024
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When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.
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