When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
Get the cardboard cling mug.A movement that seeks to save the earth and humanity by decreasing the population of the earth. And the only effective way the people in the movement think that possible is to exterminate a portion of the earth population, or in other world by increasing the death rate.
Most people in the movement think it should be done by lottery.
Most people in the movement think it should be done by lottery.
by Judge dredd7 July 18, 2011
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Get the Stage 5 clinger mug.A hard booger that won't let go of the inside of your nose. Excessively annoying due to its size, and the fact that whenever you inhale you feel it rubbing against your nostril. Removal usually results in bleeding.
Not to be confused with a klingon.
Not to be confused with a klingon.
If you have a clinger while in public or on a date, it's best to grin and bear it.
Heading into the bathroom to remove it will only embarrass you worse, as you will return with several wads of paper towels, trying to stop the bleeding.
Heading into the bathroom to remove it will only embarrass you worse, as you will return with several wads of paper towels, trying to stop the bleeding.
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"But she's soo hot!"
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