Hannah Crouch

Hannah Crouch is wifey af. Justus needs to back off because she is Alainah’s boo thang!!!

Hannah crouch is smelly

by Skan November 24, 2021

Dirty Crouch

When a man burps after a drink and it smells of semen.

Dave downed his pint and there was a smell like a dirty crouch.

by Coinsy July 15, 2023

Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons

Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie

by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023

Ashy Crotcher

An ashy crotcher is a basic unkempt, dry, dirty, scrawny white boy, most commonly found with a drug problem, no shirt, and baggy jeans or sweatpants which he is constantly grabbing the crotch of to either hold them up or to scratch himself. Or both. While looking you straight in the eye and talking about nonsense as if it's a normal thing.

"That ashy crotcher over at the gas station was trying to bum a smoke. I said nah man not today. Then he offered to sell me his aunt's microwave for 15 bucks so he could 'just get by'."

"My sister asked me to come pick her up at her boyfriend's house. I pull up and this ashy crotcher starts talking about how much he likes my car and how he's gonna get one like it next week when his disability check comes through"

by CelticThunder November 28, 2023

Booty crucher

À person who like to squeeze asses..
A butt squeezer

Hey did you know that Tommy was a booty crucher?
Billy stop going around squeezing people ass.

by Kittiechell January 4, 2025

do the crouch

A new dance sweeping the nation in the UK all because one poncy football player got a little too carried away.

Background info can be found at www.dothecrouch.com

I've scored a hat-trick against Jamaica you know what, i think i'll do the crouch

by \_-_-_/ June 11, 2006

voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir

This is an incredibly popular french phrase which has been as over used as the word "fleek". It means 'do you want to sleep with me tonight?' If you still don't understand this I'll break it down into normal english. 'Trynna smash?'

Sup girl! Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? I would but i'd actually rather shove my head down a toilet.

by burst of confidence January 2, 2018