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Croaked Pussy 

Vagina that has been battered and brused with artificial objects such as a remote or lamp. Objects man made and not intended for insertion into the vagina, then used in an aggressive manner resulting in Croaked pussy
Becky got drunk this weekend and sent a video of her croaked pussy to all her contacts. How embarrasing...
Croaked Pussy by wutwazthat January 7, 2015
Yo that Preston Elms mofo, he cooked asf.
cooked by Ihatecookedpeople November 15, 2021
To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles
bad luck on being crocked last night mate
Crocked by gc2008 March 20, 2008

getting cooked 

when you walk into class without any books or when you fail a test
student: i was getting cooked by the teacher when we got the test back
Anything terribly bad.
That movie was all cooked!
cooked by SithlordDarthRPG August 28, 2003
You just got croked by Nathan!
Croked by Stetchy January 12, 2015