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TV Commercial Black Friend

The mythological one black friend that every group of young white males has in evey TV commercial. Most noticeable in all beer, car, fast food, deodorant and cologne commericals.
"Hey, check out that Bud Light commercial, 35 scruffy white guys in cargo shorts at a barbecue, and they invited along their TV Commercial Black Friend."

"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."
by DannyBonco April 6, 2010
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commenteered

When the thread from the original comment is commandeered by another party or parties.
"Lisa made a great point but it got lost when a couple of guys commenteered it to argue."
by Grant Moore June 14, 2008
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community college

The only type of school that I could afford thanks to a tanking economy.

Funny enough, it also makes everything you did in high school irrelevant.
I was accepted to the University of Illinois-UIUC. But after crappy financial aid and being unable and unwilling to get many loans, I ended up having to go to the local community college instead.
by drbirdly June 4, 2009
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Comment Crasher

A person who barges into a chain of comments and pretends they were apart of the whole conversation. This person usually adds something completely irrelevant or annoying.
Jane: Hey you want to see a movie friday?
Jill: Sure, what movie?
Jane: I dont know. How about District 9?
Jill: Sure. I heard it was good.
Douche: District 9 sucks. GI Joe was better.
Jane: Go away Douche. You comment crasher.
by Studwalker August 21, 2009
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offhanded comment

Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"
by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008
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Hufflepuff Common Room

A word synonymous with the well known and ever feared friend zone. Hufflepuffs are known to be friendly and the only prominent girl Hufflepuff mentioned in Harry Potter is Hannah Abbott and the rest seems to be guys.
Guy 1: So how'd it go?
Guy 2: She said she just wanted to be friends...
Guy 1: Ah tough break. Have fun in the Hufflepuff Common Room.
Guy 2: Hey, Ernie MacMillan is great guy and I love all the plants.
Guy 1: Keep telling yourself that.
by Justin Finch-Fletchley October 10, 2012
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