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Clintoon

Monica, can I eat your box?
by Alexi October 19, 2003
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Clintism

(klint-iz-uh-m)
-noun

an informal way of speaking or texting, which is usually the result of years of getting hit in the head, where the practitioner commonly uses words that don't belong in place of ones that do. The person using a Clintism will believe that there is nothing wrong with the way they speak or spell. Most common is replacing the word "that" with "what".
e.g. "Looking for a phone whats work."
The practitioner will also spell words how they sound while texting. This often results in the practitioner's phone to auto correct right words to the improper ones.
e.g. " I mite get done early."
That guy with brain damage has really picked up Clintism lately.
by johndoe86 December 11, 2011
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shows up unannounced; calls/emails you 5 times a day; is so consumed with the event that they become obnoxious and unmanageable.
These people are such clientzillas! They stop into the office several times per week, unannounced, and then give us attitude when we don't have time to accommodate they're every request.
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Claunt

An adjective used to describe a man with an obsessive approach to planning, such that he is unable to let friends and family plan events that most men would leave to the ladies.
The young man's claunt approach to the upcoming wedding left his future wife and mother in-law puzzled as to his true sexual orientation, his buddies laughed.
by buddychuckles August 19, 2013
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Clinton's Saxophone

Referring to Bill Clinton (42nd President of The United States of America), this is a sexual act where a tube is inserted into a partner's anus and/or vagina and then blown into, at which point the air is expelled from the partner's orifice(s).
I bet Bill hasn't given Hillary a Clinton's saxophone in 30 years.
by GangsterSandwich September 15, 2016
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Clintonitis

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.
She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.
by azwonks October 24, 2016
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