mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.
by creamsoduh November 1, 2007
Get the ear cream pie mug.When you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. Predominantly used by members of the male persuasion... hopefully.
Can also be changed to Cream my pants.
Can also be changed to Cream my pants.
Guy 1: Did you see that HOT girl?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!
Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?
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Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?
by Peacesack May 24, 2006
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Semen from a young Asian (especially Chinese) man. Flavor somewhat enhanced by MSG.
Made popular by its use in the movie "Wayne's World" (or was it the sequel?).
Made popular by its use in the movie "Wayne's World" (or was it the sequel?).
Chang at a bar: Hey babe, do you like Chinese food? Yes? Well how would you like cream of Sum Yung Gai?
by AbnormalBoy July 1, 2006
Get the cream of Sum Yung Gai mug.1. a malcontent marines slang for the marine corp. What a marine may call the marine corp to diminish its percieved reputation.
2. the creamiest corn is the types of marines who are so sterotypical that they never stop trying to talk, act, dress and talk about being a marine. Often their speach is unable to be understood by non-marines due to over use of acronyms and grunts and growls.
2. the creamiest corn is the types of marines who are so sterotypical that they never stop trying to talk, act, dress and talk about being a marine. Often their speach is unable to be understood by non-marines due to over use of acronyms and grunts and growls.
by boss log March 16, 2010
Get the cream corn mug."Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."
by creaming March 24, 2010
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by Wookiestick November 14, 2003
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Like any true cuckold, Dan loves it when his wife, Mary, comes home and demands he clean up the Cherry Cream Pie that Reggie delivered only moments earlier.
by ODannyBoy July 29, 2006
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