Cheeto Mussolini

A colloquial nickname for the 45th President of the United States of America, quickly growing in popularity and usage.

"In our top news story tonight, Cheeto Mussolini has made orange spray tans obligatory for all citizens of the United States, except for Hispanics, Muslims and Blacks, who are of course not considered Americans anymore."

by Il Toto April 1, 2017

Chest Monday

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

Cheerio Landmine

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012

Cheese Tits

Melted tits

Deflated, saggy empty sacks of skin

She was ashamed of her melted cheese tits

by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020

Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke

Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke is a phrase used in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. It is used like A Multci-tool of words, Basically meaning that you have an advantage, it is also a reference to checkers and how you stack pieces to become a king, Also used as a compliment in some case, If used in the proper context, you will have a gopnik friend for life. Tell Babushka to make some buterbrod for your komrades at home, a hungry gopnik is a angry gopnik, a fed gopnik is a true komrade.

Russian 1 "Чики Брики Ив Дамке!"w
*Buys shots of vodka for Komrades*
Komrades "Теперь он не западный шпион! Он знает, как к нам относятся гопники Правильно! Опа!!"
Russian 2 "Я скажу Бабушке сделать немного бутерброда дома, пойдем, Комрадес!"
English Tourist " What Hell Does Cheeki Breeki iv Damke Even Mean!!!??"
Russian Translator " Ah You see Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke is Russian saying meaning you have advantage, like compliment for slav."
Russian Translator " Так где же живет Бабушка? Я поеду на Ладе и выпью пару водок! Опа !!"
Komrades And Russian 2 "Опа !"

by Nick The Slav Gopnik December 5, 2019

Neatos Cheetos

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers

Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Cheeky Dick Waffle

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.

Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!

by Leyulf September 30, 2013