Chapaple

When you slap somebody in the face with a penis

"yesterday my girlfriend made me mad, so I just gave her a chapaple"

by Mr. FernRod April 2, 2009

chapabeast

someone that is very beast at doing almost everything.

(A) : i beat LeBron James in a 1 on 1.
(B) : WOW! you are a chapabeast!

by BEASTYNESS UP THE BUTT May 22, 2010

Champalagne

Fake ass champange.

Tim and Betty sat down at the table and ordered a bottle of the finest champagne to celebrate Tim's promotion.

Waiter: "Would you like to taste first?"
Tim: "Why yes"
Waiter: *Pours glass*
Tim: *Tastes* *Makes face of disgust*
Betty: "Champalagne?"
Tim: "Why yes Betty"
Tim & Betty: *Frown* :(
Betty: "I did say we should have gone to the restaurant over the road Tim"
Tim: *sigh*

by The Revolution of Jesus January 14, 2011

Champagne Shopping

The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.

Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.

by Shay DeGuy February 6, 2013

champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne

"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"

by Facesface September 22, 2013

champagged

The act of being sprayed by the contents of a champagne bottle under pressure either as the bottle is being uncorked or shaken.

Vince was soaked after being champagged by Joel on the beach.

by miguelito77 November 25, 2013

Champagne Fountain

Having two or more people shart piss on your face.

They're having champagne fountains at the end of the orgy.

by Target359 February 5, 2015