Champalagne

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Tim and Betty sat down at the table and ordered a bottle of the finest champagne to celebrate Tim's promotion.

Waiter: "Would you like to taste first?"
Tim: "Why yes"
Waiter: *Pours glass*
Tim: *Tastes* *Makes face of disgust*
Betty: "Champalagne?"
Tim: "Why yes Betty"
Tim & Betty: *Frown* :(
Betty: "I did say we should have gone to the restaurant over the road Tim"
Tim: *sigh*

Champalagne by The Revolution of Jesus January 14, 2011

Words you can keep

Champagne confetti

To squirt. Female ejaculation.

You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS

Champagne confetti by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

champagne problem

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.

Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.

champagne problem by sfcityboy November 22, 2011

Champagne Papi

Drake's username on Instagram. I don't even know why.

Why the actual fuck is drake's Instagram name Champagne Papi. Da fuq?

Champagne Papi by Doglover1324 July 2, 2018

champagne for our real friends

Here's to champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!
- Old Irish Toast

Here's to champagne for our real friends!

champagne for our real friends by I, Wreckerrr December 17, 2020

champagne lovers

a song that was given a preview on TikTok by Niall Horan and should be released but he won’t do it when it will be adored by everyone.

Champagne lovers is a beautiful song which Niall Horan should release.

champagne lovers by mollball03 August 25, 2020

Hillbilly champagne

White Lightning moonshine made with fruit flavors, popular for celebration.

The McCrory wedding featured all the peach and cherry hillbilly champagne you could drink! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAW!!!

Hillbilly champagne by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026