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Chanceline

Chanceline’s are pretty nice, funny, beautiful and goofy girls. They try their best to keep you happy and hates seeing you mad. They like to tease you a lot though. These type of girls are very sarcastic, buy in a good way. Just don't get on their bad side. They're sensitive.
Chanceline is so emotional bro
by 4k Baddie November 22, 2021
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Two chances

Absolutely no chance. Impossible.

An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.

Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018
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No Chance

An affirmation that something is never going to happen.
Dad: Okay, I'll see you later! (Drops wallet)
Hammy: Dropped, it was. Protect, I must.
(Olivia appears)
Hammy: Not you!
Olivia: That's my Amex!
Hammy: No chance!
by MalumLibrum958 March 25, 2021
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Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs

When you or someone accidentally or intentionally rubbed your dick with isopropyl alcohol or pain relieving liniment.
Carl: Why are you walking as if your dick's on fire?
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.
by SpankyRigor August 14, 2021
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Chance

(Gay Version) Well endowed mentally and physically. Probably one of the most coolest and honest gay guys you ever met. He can leave a guy wanting more with just the right words. Loves his friends and family but wants love and happiness most of all. Creative and most likely a pacifist, but don't try to fuck with him unless you want your feelings hurt.
Yea, I'd say Chance is one of the coolest gay guys I know.
by 109pmArt January 4, 2015
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Puncher's Chance

A term used in MMA (mixed martial arts) meaning that a puncher always has a chance to win the fight by landing even one punch.
Ross is a boxer so he always has a puncher's chance.
by TUF-guy January 9, 2010
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Chance

the most over dramatic person you will ever meet! he can't ever stop talking about himself & he can't take a joke.
he's a player and is mean to his best friends!
Guy 1: Hahah, i hate you :P
Chance: **** YOU! MOTHER *******! I DONT NEED YOUR SH*T!
by Cwaigy Bear June 5, 2009
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