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certified stfu moment

when you prove someone they are so wrong they aren't replying back.

(inspired by the certified hood classic meme)
Person A: You saw the photo of the doe sacrificing herself to save her offspring from tigers?
Person B: Yes, what about it? and it is not a doe it is an antelope, and the two other animals are cheetahs.
Person A: Ah yes you must be so smart, and what's the difference?

Person B: They don't live in the same environment, moreover the doe has a chance to outrun a tiger, a cheetah goes twice its speed.

Person A: (does not reply)

-> This is a certified stfu moment
by Take my JEJ March 22, 2023
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certified bag chaser

Someone’s who’s always chasing that bag relentlessly
Jesse: AYO I think I’m a certified bag chaser?
Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son
by Anonymous1946373 July 26, 2023
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Boilers Certificate

The achievement given for having sex with a woman thats double your age.
Simon: "Hey Calum, how old was that woman last night?"

Calum: "54"

Simon: "Finally got your boilers certificate, hey?"

Calum: "HIGH 5!"
by ineedanameffs February 21, 2011
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craigslist gift certificate

Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.

Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.
by each October 27, 2011
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SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)

some dumb shit certificate and program built to make South Australian teenagers kill themselves. if this doesnt kill them university will.
2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?

SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
by piestar 77 August 29, 2022
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BA certified

also known as Beast Attack Certified, shows even more beastliness than beast attack. pure awesomeness, this word is not to be used lightly.
Oh shit fool that song is BA certified.

Anyone who plays a stick is BA certified
by Chris Byington September 18, 2006
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HP Certified

To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts
Your Home PC is now HP Certified
by Anonymous October 4, 2002
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