chuff

Any hole or object a man could use to stick his penis in and have sex. A last resort for masturbation.

guy 1:"Dude I was super horny last night so i had to use a chuff."
guy 2:"Yeah? So what did you use?"
guy 1:"A sponge."

by charlie lower February 19, 2008

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chuffa

When a girl, or boy, performs oral sex while their recipricant is taking a shit, or doogy.

Nate gave Cody a smelly chuffa last week.

by Nate Veilleux December 11, 2006

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Cauf

A Cauf is a particulary strong cocktail not to meddled with. Cauf stands for completely and utterly fucked. this is how you will feel after this cocktail.

one third export vodka, one third smirnoff ice, and one third midori, with a sprinkling of cinnamon. this will leave you bladdered mate.

by the cauf-meister August 24, 2003

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An individual who goes out of their way to make it apparent to you what their current "caffeine Level" is at. Or an individual who when asked "how are you doing?" will always reply with some reference to if they have had any caffeine recently or not.

Tim: Hey D how you doing today?

D: I feel sorry for the poor bastards that have to put up with my wrath, until I get my offering of Java the world will pay!

Tim: stop being such a "Caffidiot"

by couchsalesman December 2, 2009

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Caffeine drip

A literal IV drip filled with caffeine. Apparently, a caffeine drip is not a joke.

I myself can't quit caffeine. I was in withdrawal so badly during surgery that I could not hold down even water as much. They literally had to hook me up to a caffeine drip. The drip rate was two hours instead of one hour because the nurse did not want to blow out my vein.

by Nickidewbear May 11, 2014

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