Catfish 

A Tom like creature that uses grindr to trick innocent gay men into sending pictures of their erect penis, so he can then use that said penis to con unaware females into sending him nudes pics even though he hasn't busted a nut in over 2 years.

Tom catfished Jack

Catfish by SPACE-RAIDER_97 June 25, 2024

Catfish 

Good to eat but not good to meet

This lake is just like the internet; filled with catfish

Catfish by MercilusMC July 10, 2024

catfish cleatis 

A jealous stalker boyfriend who won't leave so he steals her phone and sends phony messages trying to benefit his situation.

Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"

catfish cleatis by Mr Dinges July 17, 2024

Catfish Poo 

When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.

Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo

Catfish Poo by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024

Fatfished 

Unlike catfished, where people are not as attractive as their pictures show their face to be ….fatfished is where they are at least 40 pounds more than their pictures inferred.

I met her for sushi. I didn’t know she was the heavyset woman sitting at the bar; so I waited and waited until she texted me that she was there. This woman was 300 pounds more than the woman I thought I was going on a date with —-now that I look back; I should’ve asked for body pictures on match.com. Now all my friends tell jokes about the time I was fatfished and spent $400 on sushi to feed the orca.

Fatfished by Dynamique March 24, 2024

Catfish Deal 

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.

I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.

Catfish Deal by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024

Catfish Tunalizer

An experimental apparatus that converts raw natural catfish meat into clean, edible, refined tuna. Usually canned for longevity so it can be consumed for nutrients on above and below water adventures.

Sir, if we don’t get the catfish tunalizer back online, everyone in the sub we made out of an old glycol absorber is going to starve.

Catfish Tunalizer by Str8JN June 10, 2025