Unlike catfished, where people are not as attractive as their pictures show their face to be ….fatfished is where they are at least 40 pounds more than their pictures inferred.
I met her for sushi. I didn’t know she was the heavyset woman sitting at the bar; so I waited and waited until she texted me that she was there. This woman was 300 pounds more than the woman I thought I was going on a date with —-now that I look back; I should’ve asked for body pictures on match.com. Now all my friends tell jokes about the time I was fatfished and spent $400 on sushi to feed the orca.
by Dynamique March 24, 2024