Goo Canoe

A term to describe a wide gapped vagina tramp-whore that has semen in and on her.

I just bust a nut in the old goo canoe.

by 504nolagrits May 25, 2016

Claire Canter

Bright, funny and sexy as hell. Claire Canter is on everyone's invitation lists. The life of the party.

This place really need Claire Canter to liven it up.

by Erialc May 24, 2016

dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.

-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?

by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017

mook canoe

A mook is an idiot
A mook canoe is a canoe full of them

Steve: I fucked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget porn
Jim: You're a fucking mook canoe

by Kampfgruppe May 12, 2017

free canoe'ed

The state somebody is or was in from being subjected to a free canoe Craigslist prank.

Yo dawg, I'm really annoyed because my phone keeps going off from people asking about a free canoe. I think I've been free canoe'ed!

by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017

royal canterlot voice

Caps lock

Only bronies use this word anyway.
It all started in episode "Luna eclipsed" right up with "The fun has been doubled"

Sry RCV (Royal canterlot voice)

by IQ007 June 27, 2017

Douche canoe

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend

Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl

by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 4, 2017