1 definition by Tgrizzlyxx123

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend
Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl
by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 04, 2017
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