Definitions by Tgrizzlyxx123

Douche canoe 

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend

Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl

Douche canoe by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 4, 2017