2 definitions by Kampfgruppe

A mook is an idiot
A mook canoe is a canoe full of them
Steve: I fucked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget porn
Jim: You're a fucking mook canoe
by Kampfgruppe May 12, 2017
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The way someone with a speech impediment would pronounce the Panzerkampfwagen V "Panther"
Bill: Hey man, what's your favorite tank?
Kurt (with impediment): I like the Panter
by Kampfgruppe April 24, 2017
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