Damn dude, my work gave me shit hours last month and I have no money to pay my rent. Looks like I'm going to have to bite the bullet and sell off my beautiful '68 Camaro. :(
When you have watched porn on someones computer without their permission and they find out. Your friend takes the blame and says they have a wankingproblem.
John: Fred I lent you my computer the over day and found a video of a gay gang bang.