blobber muffin

a cross-breed between a blobber and a muffin the blobber muffin can be found in the out back of Corby town centre usually scrounging through bins. they are often quite blobby and stupid just blobbing around blob blob

o my god!!!!!!! there are two blobber muffins in that bush dun dun dehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

by Skatycool May 4, 2005

dorito-stained blob

(Invented by greg gutfeld ): the faceless, nameless, maskless, anonymous individual/s who doxxed portland mayor ted wheeler

Why is ted wheeler not afraid of the dorito-stained blob? I would be

by Sexydimma May 1, 2021

blob

A blob is a guy's cumshot.

I lost my blob after jacking off for only 3 minutes!

by eda-skip August 26, 2023

blobitician

a fat pompous politician

No way I'd vote for that whale belly blobitician.

by I'm disgruntled September 23, 2006

blobular

A person's view of the world when they forget their glasses. All shapes loose their current form and become indistinguishable. Items such as airport gate numbers and arrival times become nearly impossible to read.

"I forgots my glasses at home. So I'll be in a blobular world." - Angie

by HotandBothered July 3, 2007

Blobal

Large, or portly; fat
Extreme

Dude, did you see that blobal chick

Man, that test was blobal.

by savcait May 15, 2009

Blobjective

The act or process of creating, designing and imagining "Blobjects", physically, mentally, spiritually or musically.

The main "blobjective of this project is to create a refined and incredibly well thought out solution to these blobjects.

Creating new blobjects is our "blobjective."

by KH8 June 13, 2010