Blog Monkey

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)

Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!

by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010

blog

when you're wandering in the woods with your lover and you give him a blow job while perched on a log.

bj + log = blog

"Hey Sarah, what did you do this weekend?"

"Oh man, I was such a hussy. My man and I camped out in the woods and I gave him a blog."

by hangingoutthinkingoffunnywords November 12, 2011

theme-specific blog

A Blog with a Specific Theme or interest.

When a blogger develops more than one blog, because they have eclectic interests and what may be applicable to one blog, may not be "theme-specific' to their Home Blog.

She had a theme-specific blog for fashion.

by Tankai II January 30, 2014

Text Blogging

The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.

Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.

by catsgotmytongue October 13, 2011