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Blobfish

A woman who doesn't give head
Sally is a total blobfish, she doesn't like giving blowjobs
by CheckYoSelfBitch February 26, 2017
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Bloof

A beautiful, almost marvelous metaphor for society and the pain of everyday life it puts on us.
“Wow, this is a tradegy.. ughhh society and all there bloofs.”

“My depression is caused by bloof “
by Hiimme101thankyou December 19, 2018
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Blowfish

A defense mechanism used if you're expecting someone to try to rape you in the ass. Eat large amounts of jalapenos the night before so you can shit a seed into his penis giving him an infection. It will be the last time they fuck with you
Morales tried to take these cheeks in the shower yesterday so I gave him the good ole blowfish
by Polar909 May 12, 2020
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Blobfishporn

Blobfishporn aka Levi, is the coolest, funniest person you'll ever meet.
Hey, have you met blobfishporn?
No I haven't
Dude, you're missing out!!
by Ekiriju April 18, 2021
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Blowfer

A person that sucks farts out of dead seagulls ' asses.
Holy shit! I saw a blowfer on the beach yesterday heading right towards me with a "40" in his hand and white crusty lips that rancid fucker!
by Red dirt Ranger August 26, 2021
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Cliff Bluff

1. A bluff, as in the game of poker, about an upcoming crisis, such as the “fiscal cliff” that congress will let the country fall off of if it fails to take action on the budget.

2. A bluff on a mountain a portion of which is as vertical as a cliff.
Congressman A: “If you don’t agree to cut medicare spending by $300 Billion a year, we’re not going to raise taxes on the rich by one penny.”

Congresswoman B: “Your just making another cliff bluff. Our side will just let the tax cuts expire on everyone.”
by euphemismo November 29, 2012
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Stupid Blowfish

When somebody who looks like a fish , gives a guy a blowjob, then does something stupid directly afterwards.

Then they earn the name "

Stupid Blowfish.
OMG ! Braelyn just gave Curtis a blowjob , and then did a face plant on the floor when she got up! Stupid Blowfish !
by DoryBlowfish November 6, 2012
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