I Blinds You

Best game ever. All you do is set your camera to "Flash: ON" then come up behind your victim, put the camera in their face right at the last second before taking a photo while simultaneously yelling loudly 'I BLINDS YOU!'
Guaranteed the shot will be awesome, and a skilled photog can even get themselves in the shot pissing themselves in the background.

Steve aka The Assailant: Check this shit out... Bernice is gonna shit herself *flash: ON* *creeps up* I BLINDS YOU BITCH!
Bernice aka The Victim: Dammit Steve, I just shit myself. But I can't stay mad at you.. *LOLZ ROFLMAOZ* It should be an awesome photo! Thanks for the memories!
Steve aka The Assailant: You're quite welcome...... Bitch.

by babom July 17, 2007

You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.

Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."

by daggit July 1, 2011

blindo

to be so completely rat arsed drunk that u can't remember much the next day

man i'm gonna get well blindo tonight

by Slong December 5, 2004

Blind Patriot

One who supports a government or a country simply because they consider that government or country to be theres. One who supports this government's decisions without considering their implications. Blind patriots are angered easily by those who question authority.

Anyone who still supports George W. Bush is a blind patriot.

by Anti Patriot November 12, 2006

all the way behind God's back

A location very far away. To imply a great distance between the present venue the speaker is in and the area he is referring to.

" I offered Lennox a ride home yesterday. What a mistake !
It took me 2 1/2 hours to get to Laval and back. I wouldn't have been so generous if I would have realized beforehand that he lived all the way behind God's back . "

by Marc O.C. & Stephen H. July 16, 2010

the blind leading the blind

When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.

Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."

by thenastybutler February 4, 2010

domestic blindness

When your significant other's face intentionally ,or untentionally, runs into your fist and or hand resulting in bodily harm.

Chris Brown's love and domestic blindness for Rhianna was so vast that it resulted in multiple hospital visits and a coulple of court hearings.

by Truth Sue Sayer March 6, 2013