Similar to headbanging, but with two main differences.
a: instead of long hair, you must have a beard at least 10inches long.
2:Banging the head in a side to side motion, rather than a forward and back motion.( the chest of the beardbanger would otherwise get in the way of said banging beard)
a: instead of long hair, you must have a beard at least 10inches long.
2:Banging the head in a side to side motion, rather than a forward and back motion.( the chest of the beardbanger would otherwise get in the way of said banging beard)
Headbanging is so out, beardbanging is in
by Alsastar May 5, 2011
Get the Beardbanging mug.A word used to describe the sheer volume and thickness of a man's game 7 NHL Stanley Cup Finals beard, or any beard that can be compared because of it's every-day excellence.
1: Yo dude, your beard is looking really Beardly.
2: Wut?
1: Thick and angry. No homo.
* Imminent violent action*
That milkshake was Beardly as fuck.
2: Wut?
1: Thick and angry. No homo.
* Imminent violent action*
That milkshake was Beardly as fuck.
by JEQ June 15, 2011
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the act of keeping ones awesome beard neat, tidy, glorious, full of greatness that the Gods Odin, Zeus and Thor would tremble in its epicness.
by beardster December 16, 2011
Get the beardscape mug.The act of being lost on an epic journey in a beard. When a person tries to kiss someone with a beard and becomes attached. One way to get over the fear of PDA.
"Mel is beardattached to that boy!" "Really? She hates PDA."
"Hey Joe your beards really coming along, when you gonna stop growing it?" "Ah man not gonna till I beardattach my girlfriend, so she stops making out with randoms at the bar"
"Hey Joe your beards really coming along, when you gonna stop growing it?" "Ah man not gonna till I beardattach my girlfriend, so she stops making out with randoms at the bar"
by FoxRacingGurl January 12, 2012
Get the beardattach mug.I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!
by Treegerson October 25, 2013
Get the beardophilia mug.A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.
Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."
Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."
Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."
Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."
Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."
Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014
Get the bearded wonderland mug."Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.
"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
by Lady Dink May 6, 2015
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