BDSM

Bedtime Dose of Scotch and Milk. When you mix an equal part of scotch with milk, and you drink it before bedtime to help you sleep.

Hey man, sorry I missed your text last. Did the nightly BDSM before bed and slept like a baby.

by Viz'rath Ewkid November 6, 2020

b-_-d

listening to music/listening to music on headphones

dude-hey, are you there???
chick-kinda b-_-d
dude-ok, i'll try later then, ttyl

by animallover963 April 13, 2007

BDITU

Acronym for "Biggest Douche in The Universe." Made popular in the South Park episode with John Edwards. Shorting to this acronym allows it to be used in public without the douche in questions knowledge.

Pronounced: Bee dit ew

you: Thank you sir for giving me all this extra work, that I hope to learn from. Your a true BDITU.

bditu: "what's a beeddeoo?"

you: an acent word for great leader (or some bs along those lines).

by Luckyduzit December 23, 2006

BDITA

Technically defined as "Balls deep in that ass"
Defines great, deep anal sex

Dan went BDITA on Big D during their first gay lovefest

by Stubalicious August 19, 2008

BDMH

Short for Big Dumb Monster Hands. Hands that are too big and dumb and monster-like to perform simple manual tasks.

I can't open this plastic produce bag because of my BDMH!

by rtehmiss December 15, 2010

BDC

If your the real homie it stands for "BIG DICK CLUB." the title says it all.

"Yesterday I got allowed into the BDC only on trial."

by Jimmy Ruthless June 20, 2018

A.B.D

Average Beats per Day (referring to beating ones dick)

Yo bro my nigga jeff has an A.B.D of 12 he's a fucking crazy savage.

by the mystery nigga February 7, 2017