Barking

When someone says something in a foreign language and no one understands, can be used when talking to friends. Normally said with an Asian accent

"dude, what are you barking"

by SaintSuckIt December 7, 2015

bark stripper

Giving a blowjob with your teeth bared, scraping along the shaft of the penis.

Jenny would be a great gf, if only she wasn't such a bark stripper.

by timd1988 April 8, 2016

Bark Friday

A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone

I spent more money on my dog than my family this year. It’s Bark Friday!

by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018

Barks

Slang for "lighter"

"Yo fam pass the barks"

"Hold up, I can't find my barks"

by Trzn October 25, 2018

bark buster

Another name for a 2 litre bottle of cider. Seems to have originated in Northern Ireland. Usually drunk by underage drinkers who can't afford anything else to drink.

I managed to scrounge £2 of my ma for a bark buster tonight. I'm gonna drink myself unconscious.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Bark Dum

A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.

Bark Dum

you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly

McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes

Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later

McDiamond

Im sneaky like that ;)

Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions

McDiamond
Ok, go ahead

Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say

McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket

Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz

McDiamond

Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though

Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come

McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.

Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics

by McDiamond August 23, 2017

Bark

A bark is a professional and highly expeirienced swimming coach. Bark comes from the moment you are competiting with someone in a race and the coach usually makes a sound close to a “bark” to tell you to start swimming.

“Ya my coach is such a bark i swear”

by We live in a society June 12, 2018