assblast

when a bird gets spooked and ejects its tail feathers

oh my god, that bird just had an ASSBLAST !

by Child_of_Thor May 13, 2020

Assbeard

A right wing gun toting pickup driving asshole Trump supporter. Usually drives a pickup truck. Has some sort of allegiance to the confederacy and blue live matter. The trademark beard is long and extends anteriorly along the jawline. Wears camouflage, crocks and cargo shorts in the summer. Drinks Bud Light.

Will have a punisher blue line logo on his truck, and some kind of deer killing vinyl sticker.

Know your enemy

Look at those assbeards at the black lives matter 2A counterrally.......

by C@ligul@ June 13, 2020

assbounce

The action during anal sex when the recievers buttocks ripple while being shaken and forced around.

my my terry, it is amazing that while i bum you senseless that your assbounce is over 5 ripples a second

by raymond brown December 14, 2006

Assbaggery

The art of ignoring the warning light in your brain that tells you what not to do.

A little assbaggery is okay as long as you don’t fuck up too big.

by Stiffy P. Syndrome December 4, 2010

Assburgers syndrome

A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner

No.... No... No.... Basically.... It's assburgers syndrome

by scutteryballbag June 16, 2016

Assblasting

The act of having violent diarrhea after one receives a licking or a sucking to his/her's rectal cavity.

Can also be used to describe a person having this done to or for someone

The Assblasting was pretty mediocre last night, almost embarrasng

They are pretty good Assblasters

by 5unf1ower August 5, 2016

assbag

The saggy flesh below the buns that overweight middle-aged people sometimes unfortunately display.

If you have assbags, then get off your ass and excercise!

by nosaggybooty September 1, 2004