Alaskan contraceptive

A method of contraception involving sticking ones balls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy.

She couldn't get the pill, and he couldn't go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the Alaskan contraceptive.

by Grande02 November 2, 2008

Alaskan Crab Fisherman

When you take a bong rip, then while holding in the smoke you chug a beer, then exhale the smoke and quickly inhale a hit of nitrous oxide.

Yo Tim I just got some nitrous whippets from Starbucks, want to do an alaskan crab fisherman an git highh?

by Smokethebongeveryday April 5, 2011

Alaskan Pipeline

Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.

Danny gave me a fucking Alaskan Pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my asshole out.

by Duke Masters October 31, 2006

Alaskan fruitbasket

This is when you're fucking a girl missionary style, you cum in her, slurp it all out, then proceed to slowly spit it back into her nasty vagina

I'm gonna turn you into a fucking Alaskan fruitbasket bitch.

by Poptartius August 5, 2016

alaska

Home of cheap weed, tiny local music scene, and birthplace of 36 Crazyfists.

you know you're an alaskan when 40 seems balmy.

Muklah: Hey, lets get the fuck out of here.
Bashbeck: I know, we can start a band!

by Anti December 18, 2004

Alaska Ass

An ass as white as the Alaskan winter. A horrible tan line.

"I spent too much time at the beach, now I got Alaska Ass."

by Casey J October 29, 2007

Alaska Governor

1) A temporary worker. Temp worker. Temp.

2) A person who prefers part time work.

3) A temp worker who makes too many personal calls.

4) A temp worker who fills out job applications while on your time.

That new temp is such an Alaska Governor, we're going to have to call the temp agency and get a new one.

by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009