Absent

My father

My father is absent from my life

by Light still December 26, 2023

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Absanoltly

Absolutely but NOT

You can absanoltly not have sex with me

by Kikrocks April 11, 2024

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Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”

by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024

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Abscondalize

(Ab●Scond●Alie●Z)

Whatever Shaggz needs it to be.

In example:
"Hey what are you doing?"
"Calm down I'm Abscondalizing, that's all."
Can not be used against Shaggz.
In example:
"Hey shaggz you can't abscondalize here!"
Shaggz in response could/would say:

"Hang on wait, that's not abscondalizing though!"

And magically it wouldn't be abscondalizing, also whatever he was accused of would have never happened.

I abscondalized my way here. Probably gonna be abscondalizing back shortly.

by Shaggy_Metallica[NoLastName] November 28, 2024

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