The one in a million

The name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who's feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. No one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he's out there... spreading his hot Cleveland steamers of goodness.

It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )

If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309

in Conversation:

Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."

Preston - "Freakin right man"

by Bondobrew February 4, 2009

No one gives a fuck

Response to a person or situation that you could give less than two shits about.

Hey look, I just found what my name REALLY

No one gives a fuck!

by Everyone Else in the World November 24, 2021

one and a half

To only have one and a half testicales

hipmo hehe

Mr Mallinson has one and a half

by hipmo August 7, 2007

one-and-a-half

(verb) to make out with someone in an intimate manner, such that you seem to occupy the space of one and a half persons

"Dave and I totally one-and-a-halfed on that chair last night!"

by UDallasFemme October 10, 2011

A hole in one

Boy/girl is giving a blowjob, man pulls out of mouth as he finishes and ejaculated right up the nose of the boy/girl goving blowjob

Dude I pulled out to get her face....scored a hole in one...*high five*

by VcardDeposit March 20, 2017

does a straw have one or two holes

A straw has two holes

Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other

by The smart dude December 10, 2017

One in a krillion

A pun used by a krill in happy feet 2. Obviously, its a spin on "One in a million".

"I am one in a krillion." "what?" "👍"

by m4xhunt3r August 24, 2023