The yoinky sploinky

The yoinky sploinky is commonly a phrase referring to when someone is getting absolutely fucking jiggy with it, most commonly cowboy style. Anyone who does a dance this way is godlike.

“Yo dude, look at that guy hit the yoinky sploinky.”

“Holy crap your right! That’s epic man.”

by Kiddie swindler June 18, 2025

double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle

yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one

by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019

International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object

obviously I used the international law of Yoink

by Gravrok February 23, 2021

Bonkered of the yoinky

Severely affected by alcohol or other substances

Are you all bonkered of the yoinky or something? GET TO IT!

by TheDigster February 21, 2025

The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"

Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"

by GodSammit626 November 2, 2025