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Your mom 

Your mom is a phrase used by people who are too stupid to come up with a answer to a simple question. Or don't answer it out of arrogance. This phrase is used a lot by spoiled college boys who's mommy and daddy paid for their car, tuition and ipods.

Obviously they are mommy's boys since they love their mommy so much they say your mom. They must love their mommy so much. See mommy's boy
Person: "Who pissed on the toilet seat?!"
Arrogant cunt: "your mom!"
Your mom by clueless_furball November 1, 2006

your mom 

Used by asshats who can't think of anything better to say.

It is safe to assume what they meant was "I want your mom."
Asshat: Your mom.
World: Your two dads.
Asshat: Ouch, that hurt. Your mom.
your mom by I hate your mom April 18, 2004

your mom 

a moral answer for any question, whether or not it makes sense.
where are we going? your mom!
your mom by Yerr Maam July 5, 2005

your mom 

a derogative comment usually used when one does not have a worthy comeback
X:Whats for dinner?
Y:Your mom!
your mom by Stone cold April 10, 2006

your mom 

The obese woman who played 'Jabba the Hutt' in each of her Star Wars appearances.
So when you see your mom with a thermometer up her ass then it's probably obvious that I got it on with her.
your mom by B-Drac September 16, 2003

Your mom 

A common quick comeback after being burned. It usually involves some restatement of the harasser's previous statement and is either used as a prefix or suffix of a sentence. 'Your mom" may also have additional burns added to it to make it seem more creative, but really it's just not.
Harasser: Man, you're car is real piece of shit.

Guy: Your mom was a piece of shit last night.
Your mom by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009