Winterbottom

An erection in a public space

I can't stand up right now, I've got a winterbottom
Got kicked out the pub for having a winterbottom

by ManWithABigWinterbottom April 21, 2019

Taylor Winter

two words, Boooty Thick.

"Taylor Winter's ass man, it's booty thick."

by Donny Coff April 6, 2010

winternment

the state or period of being forced or compelled to stay inside/indoors due to long periods of inclement winter weather

"Janice looked forward to her winternment every year; she saw it as an opportunity to curl up by her fireplace for long periods of time and catch up on her reading."

by Eric Raynor August 29, 2007

whiner wagon

State of constant complaining, bitching or nagging. Usually accompanied by a negative attitude and a melancholic temperamant.

That bartender is always riding the whiner wagon and never gets off or shuts up.

by messyjessy54 June 30, 2008

Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

by FckTuesday January 13, 2009

winter popsicle

A penis; as a popsicle is something cold to suck on on a hot day, a winter popsicle is something hot to suck on on a cold day.

It's pretty cold outside; I could go for a winter popsicle.

by xnijxnij December 22, 2008

whiterboarding

A torturous meeting.

I just got a two-hour whiterboarding session from the executive team.

by limeduck August 24, 2009