touching wieners

when two guys touch their hot dogs together.

"Hey homosexual man, I would love to touch my steaming pork sausage against your somewhat smaller hot dog." "Sure thing buddy. I would love to be touching wieners with you."

by Theoriginalarthur November 29, 2013

Weiner

a moderate sized penis

oooooooohhhh, I wish I could touch oscar mayer's weiner

by jeeenie October 2, 2005

weiner dog

a big and very LONG weiner dog that will be stuffed into girlfriend's closet one day when boyfriend gets the money to buy one for her

Edward: Guess what? ;D
Marianne: What? :)
*weiner dog jumps out of backpack*
Marianne: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS A CUTE LONG PUPPAY!!! XD
*marianne hugs weiner dog and takes it home and closes the door*
Edward: Hey don't I get a hug? T.T

by Edward who LOVES Marianne XP May 8, 2006

Weiner

To send a picture message photo of your penis to someone from your cell phone.

I think I'll weiner my girlfriend." Also Wienered. "That Congressman just weinered me.

by RvrMan June 16, 2011

small weiner

the tool between a young mans legs inwhich is very very "tiny" that you cannot see it...with a magnifying glass

"Dan...where is your small weiner?"

by roxanne January 5, 2004

Weiner bandit

The stealing of someones weiner

"ya woke up and ya weiner was gone " you just got hit by the weiner bandit

by tha J W January 27, 2009

weiner

a stupid or weak (not strong)person...weenie,or a pussy

john is a weiner because he didnt know 1+1.....anthony is a weiner because i said so....

by steevin May 31, 2007