Wedge

Anyperson who masturbates excessively, causeing chafing of the skin and arousal by virtually all members of the opposite sex.

Alex, youre such a Wedge! i heard what you do every night in front of the computer.

by TheLunchTable11 April 29, 2011

wedge

A fat Cunt. Selfish. Often an only child.

Fuck off Wedge
Don't be like Wedge

by GOD November 11, 2006

weeder

the water left over in your bong weed+ watter

i drank all the weeder from my bong and i got messed up

by will August 11, 2004

Wedge Head

Commenly seen strutting down your local high street or loitering around high class local restaurants such as Burger King (when it's closed) or frequenting the local hangouts - benches or bus shelters. The wedge head name is believed to be from the angle at which a wedge head will wear his cap. The greater the angle of the cap the higher the status in the social group the wedge head has. aka chav, rude boy

You are walking along minding your own business when wedge head and his female counterpart and his gang of chavvy brothers approach you to ask if you have a spare fag and whether they can fight you for it.

by School for study of Wedge head ism May 4, 2003

Fart Wedger

A Fart Wedger is a slice of toilet tissue wrapped to a sufficient size and persuision(Color does not matter). The said wedge is then inserted into a comfortable position between the anal cheeks. The benefit is gained from this is evedent during a public session when a fart is at a point of non-return, by acting as a sound filter. Remember to look surprised when the scent eminates.

Removal of the wedge is not required as a Borrance will eject it, at this point seat an new wedge.

This originates from Alabama - see Alabama Ejaculation Cake

Parp(whisper) - Thank christ for the fart wedger.

by Sid Tetley July 19, 2006

wedge

A single sheet of toilet paper folded twice, then while your still on the can and your anus is still flexed out, you place the paper(using your middle finger)at your asshole. As you stand your paper will get sucked up and stay there to prevent soil all day, or at least till full.

To prevent chaffing, use a wedge.

by your mom inc July 29, 2006

WeedHead

Going afk for an extended periond of time without giving a prior warning.

Chips is pulling a WeedHead, does anybody know when he went afk?

by p0t January 11, 2009