Tag-Watch

When you want to stay updated on the events of a show but don't actually feel like watching it, so instead you check its tags on a social media website (often Twitter or Tumblr) to read people's comments about it and get an idea for what's happening. It can also apply to a show you actually do want to watch, but can't for whatever reason, and want to know what happens, anyway.

Friend A: "I don't really care enough about Glee to watch it anymore, but I still can't help but wonder what it's like these days."

Friend B: "Why don't you just tag-watch it? There are still plenty of bloggers that care about it, for some reason."

-OR-

Friend C: "My roommate was a dick and invited his girlfriend over during The Walking Dead, so now I'm sitting outside the door, reluctantly tag-watching tonight's episode and trying to ignore the sounds of him porking her in his bunk."

by kina coco October 21, 2014

blazen watch

a gorgeous brilliant diamonded out watch with no time cause we on no ones time

wifey: where we goin
veteran: dont matter check yo blazen watch straight blaze there

by BumStatusYo December 17, 2018

thirst-watching

When you have a crush on an actor(or just like them) and watch literally every series, tv show, and anything the actor has been in.

This weekend I did some severe thirst-watching of Timothee Chalamet.

by fartexploder December 29, 2022

watching the weather

code name for checking out girls

i love watching the weather

by dudethatsweird October 24, 2010

Zulu Watch

A watch preferably a plain digital Casio which is set to the wrong time for aviation purposes

I just got my Zulu watch so now i wont be late for any more flights.

by fly4awhiteguy August 7, 2012

threepenny watch

An item or person suspected of being counterfeit,fake or cheaply made.

As queer (odd) as a threepenny watch.
Also "three dollar bill"

by callandanswer January 8, 2009

Pack Watch

The activity of staying vigilant for bozos to roast to death (RIP BOZO).

Originates from slang for “pack,” which refers to a pack of drugs; to smoke another’s pack implies that you have killed them for their pack and are know enjoying the drugs contained therein.

We stay smoking on that Alec Baldwin pack #RIPBOZO #PACKWATCH PACK WATCH GANG

by NavyMonkey69 November 24, 2021