split washer

douche bag. also see monkey wrench

honey can you bring me my split washer

by bdub097 December 5, 2017

window washer

Someone who enjoys licking and/or tonguing their sex partner's anus.

Tom asked Shannon to tongue his asshole, and she said, "Sorry, I don't do windows".

First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.

She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.

by Hiccup September 7, 2008

wasted face

The act of being completely drunk. What your face looks like after a long night of shots!

Vanessa:Hey Natalie, something looks different about you..... Did you cut your hair???

Natalie: no, hoe fo sho.... im freakin wasted face!

Vanessa: Lucky!

by nlkatlie September 23, 2007

Wasted

Spending countless hours of your life playing Fallout in a day traveling around the in-game Wasteland.

Friend 1: "Hey, what you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not too much man, just getting wasted right now."
Friend 1: "Yeah, I got super wasted yesterday..."

by droq October 27, 2010

weenie washer

an overly compliant or conformist individual, esp. male., who displays a willingness to accept humliating tasks in order to gain acceptance by his peers, without being able to see the hidden agenda of said peers. See also Weiner Cleaner.

by jirichiro August 6, 2003

wasted time

What you are creating rn

Jo: Do you ever just go on the urban dictionary for fun??
Sophie: Y would you do that that's just wasted time

by Therearemanyhereamonguswhofeel February 19, 2017

knuckle washer

when a woman ejaculats on your had via the fingers

That bich was a real knuckle washer

by jacob w November 25, 2007