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wangerin

Walking around aimlessly looking for a good time.

Derived from combining "wandering" and "grinning" by replacing the D in wandering with a G.
After a couple shots Scotty and I had nowhere to go so we went wangerin.
by Noah Wanderson August 14, 2007
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9gag wanker

A person who pretends to be browsing 9gag (preferably in public area), but actually he is watching porn, and then when he gets caught he just says "I was on 9gag".
Yo, Vlad, What are you doing, eh?

*switches tab to 9gag*
I am on 9gag!
You are such a 9gag wanker, eh!
by wanking December 13, 2016
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you're the wanker

The proper response to being called a wanker
guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"
by TreeWeezel November 24, 2010
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wafer

What is a wafer, you ask? A wafer is a thin, crisp cake, biscuit, or candy. It sort of feels like a thin piece of styrofoam.

There are many types of wafers. There are crisp, flavored, possibly chocolate frosted wafers, then there are assorted candy wafers. And who could forget Nilla Wafers?

But when you really get down to it, what is a WAFER?
When you actually sit and think about it, you may begin to feel that a wafer is not actually real. It basically is flavorless nothing. I mean, think about it, WHAT IS A WAFER? By simply writing this definition, and thinking about it, i'm beginning to lose all rational thought, and the incomprehendible idea of the actual existence of a wafer, is slipping away.

A wafer, my friends, is nothing...
Me: How much for this package of assorted wafers?
Nick: *chuckles*
Cashier: Those wafers are 80 cents.
Nick: *chuckles*
Me: Thank you. I would like to purchase these candy wafers.
Nick: *raucous belly laughter*
Cashier: E shnaba, kaybillus von shnoigin tway.

Richard: I have sucked all the cheese of this dorito, and it is now just a wafer.
by Jacob-dudebutt! June 21, 2006
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Wanker

1. a contemptable person; jerk.
2. a male masturbator.
"You always take the last of the Fruit Loops, you wanker!"
by Glenanne August 30, 2007
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dog wanker

Von (416) is a dog wanker.
by Alex January 18, 2004
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wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.
by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004
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