9gag wanker

A person who pretends to be browsing 9gag (preferably in public area), but actually he is watching porn, and then when he gets caught he just says "I was on 9gag".

Yo, Vlad, What are you doing, eh?

*switches tab to 9gag*
I am on 9gag!
You are such a 9gag wanker, eh!

by wanking December 13, 2016