Weed Whacker

A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.

Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others

by Slimetheboss July 4, 2020

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Chad whacker

When you put a hot potato up your butt and it accidentally gets stuck, only for it to give you that warm fuzzy feeling inside. Like when you meet someone special for the first time.

Met this beautiful girl the other day, it was a hell of a chad whacker experience.

by Deathbum September 6, 2020

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Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

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Pussy whacker

When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.

Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.

by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 4, 2021

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Smackem Whackem

The joking act of slapping someone, often in the face, out of proportions in a cartoony method.

User 1: "Imma smackem whackem dis dude."
User 2: "Please don't."

by Ix Compilations March 14, 2021

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able whackets

Blows on the hand from a knotted or twisted handkerchief, especially given as a punishment to the loser of certain card games.

The chief amusement or game in use in the midshipmen's berth, was ‘able whackets’, a pastime in which cards, blasphemy, and hard knocks were agreeably mingled.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

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