by jack May 13, 2005
Get the volta mug.Also known as a "barnacle." This sea creature makes home to a sharp and hard surface, in which it hides in while not feeding. The reason it is called a "Volcanus" is because it resembles a Volcano and a Anus at the same time. They cling to rocks, whales, sharks, and other ocean dwellings. Known for a high bacterial content, most SCUBA divers and snorkelers wear gloves when traversing underwater reefs to protect their hands from being cut. If cut by a Volcanus, the injury will not heal completely for a few weeks, thanks to the high bacteria percentage in the creatures hard surface.
(Volkilnos the Volcanus Voyeur invented the term.)
(Volkilnos the Volcanus Voyeur invented the term.)
by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007
Get the Volcanus mug.Voltaire came from a French word that means kind, sweet, loveable, and funny to everyone around this "Voltaire".
If you know anyone who's name is Voltaire, dont let him be without you when your DOWN
If you know anyone who's name is Voltaire, dont let him be without you when your DOWN
by StarHelper June 24, 2017
Get the Voltaire mug.1. The act of bursting the head of your penis into the vagina of a jewish female; often to Anne Frank.
*A large amount of blood loss occurs to the male during a nazi volcano. Oftentimes surgery is requred afterwards.
*A large amount of blood loss occurs to the male during a nazi volcano. Oftentimes surgery is requred afterwards.
"Hey Jean Claude, how's your new jewish girl friend?"
"she's great! I nazi volcano'd her last night."
"no way?"
"yes way, there was blood all up her vaginukkah"
"great job!"
"she's great! I nazi volcano'd her last night."
"no way?"
"yes way, there was blood all up her vaginukkah"
"great job!"
by Mykel Warick April 19, 2010
Get the nazi volcano mug.1. v. Slang
To exert a tremendous, and complicated, amount of effort at cheating a system for very little reward.
2. n. Slang
The act of committing a complicated attempt at cheating a system for very little reward.
To exert a tremendous, and complicated, amount of effort at cheating a system for very little reward.
2. n. Slang
The act of committing a complicated attempt at cheating a system for very little reward.
1. v. Mrs. Barker tried to volam her grocery store by stealing 200 hundred 'snackpack' coupons to buy pudding for free, but got caught when it turned out the coupons had expired.
2. n. Karl Rove felt stupid after his volam totally failed to get Bart Simpson voted President of the United States as yet another joke on the American people.
2. n. Karl Rove felt stupid after his volam totally failed to get Bart Simpson voted President of the United States as yet another joke on the American people.
by f. chong rutherford June 30, 2006
Get the volam mug.Say Vol-Kain-oob (from Volcano + noob)
A popular person who gets really fustrated at something new to them really easily and 'explodes' in anger at something within the new thing.
A popular person who gets really fustrated at something new to them really easily and 'explodes' in anger at something within the new thing.
Person 1(P1) is playing Need for Speed Most Wanted on PS2 for the 1st time.
P1: Come on, Almost there....
Person 2 (P2) and Person 3 (P3) are watching P1 in the doorway.
P1: AAH, F***ING ROADBLOCK!!!
P2 to P3: Yep, he's a Volcanoob
P1: Come on, Almost there....
Person 2 (P2) and Person 3 (P3) are watching P1 in the doorway.
P1: AAH, F***ING ROADBLOCK!!!
P2 to P3: Yep, he's a Volcanoob
by Revvhead September 4, 2006
Get the Volcanoob mug.Involuntary expulsion of one's stomach contents, especially after a large meal of a variety of foods.
John was the paisley volcano again tonight. I told him seafood buffet and jello shots don't go together.
by riddmkidd September 26, 2011
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