volcano'd

getting stuck in Europe because of the ash clouds from the Eyjafjallajökull volcano eruption.

Dude, we got volcano'd for over nine thousand weeks in Charles de Gaulle. It blew like Brigitte Bardot.

by mister marshroom April 19, 2010

volcano'd the bowl

When ripping the billy/bong and you cough while inhailing causing the weed in the bowl/cone peice to explode out like a volcano

mate 1: *cough*

mate 2: oh fuck sake steve you just volcano'd the bowl

by Defqon November 7, 2010

Volcano Dick

When one cums uncontrollably like a volcano.

Girl #1 "Hey girl, we sure gave my husband a volcano dick last night huh?"

Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"

by ThePonyLover92 July 2, 2017

Volcano Dick

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.

How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.

by ggnoodles July 23, 2018

Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

Drunken Volcano

When you are drunk and laying on your back and you throw up all over your face. The vomit coming up resembles an erupting volcano.

Kellie was passed out on her floor last night and she made a drunken volcano.

by MikeFromDilley January 30, 2005

Massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart

When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....

Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.

by Nutt soar December 27, 2016