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volcano'd the bowl 

When ripping the billy/bong and you cough while inhailing causing the weed in the bowl/cone peice to explode out like a volcano
mate 1: *cough*

mate 2: oh fuck sake steve you just volcano'd the bowl
volcano'd the bowl by Defqon November 7, 2010

Volcano Dick 

When one cums uncontrollably like a volcano.
Girl #1 "Hey girl, we sure gave my husband a volcano dick last night huh?"

Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"

Volcano Dick 

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.
How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.
Volcano Dick by ggnoodles July 23, 2018

Clogged Volcano Disaster 

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

Drunken Volcano

When you are drunk and laying on your back and you throw up all over your face. The vomit coming up resembles an erupting volcano.
Kellie was passed out on her floor last night and she made a drunken volcano.
Drunken Volcano by MikeFromDilley January 30, 2005

Massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart

When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....
Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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