Like a Volk

To be a complete boss at everything you can do. If you do anything "Like a Volk" you are completing that task in the same manner as Jesus Christ incarnate would do.

Dude, you just did that test like a Volk

by Jimmyman04 September 14, 2011

Vollie

( vol-ee) n. A volunteer firefighter or First Aider; usually a geeky/nerdy suburbanite looking to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity, social popularity, and/or small-town political connections and hopes to obtain the ever-coveted small-town police department job. Vollies adorn their pick-up trucks with excessive amounts of blue LED lights, because the power trip of making other vehicles pull over to the side for them is almost orgasmic. Several fire stickers, placards, maltese crosses and some FDNY 9/11 decal are plastered all over the vehicle -in case you didn't know what they did for a hobby. They also pander to paid city jobs with the "Bro" and "Brother" in hopes of being perceived as "one of them," but are never taken seriously by paid members and are perceived as "buffs" and "hobbyists." Used mostly as a pejorative...obviously

uh-oh, the vollie buffs are coming up the block, quick, shut the door!

by njsp7022 March 22, 2011

voltaire

Damn smart guy. One of the reasons that we have the good ol' United States of America these days.

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. " -Voltaire

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 18, 2004

Volksdubbin

The art of ridin' a Volkswagen.

Dude, where were you the other night? Mac and I were Volksdubbin, it was tight. We saw some ladies, and they were also Volksdubbin.

by Moe S. July 3, 2007

volcano insurance

a service or product you never use, but are constantly paying for

Cory said he's paying 90 bucks a month for cable and he never watches it. I wonder if he also has volcano insurance.

by lotus_six June 27, 2009

Voltron Nightgown

Pretty much the only sex position in which a man can pleasure 4 women at once.

When I found myself alone with four women they jumped on me and we formed a Voltron Nightgown

by DMGabe July 19, 2010

Voldermort

A misspelling of "Voldemort". Voldemort is the primary villain in the Harry Potter series.

Some fans of the books tend to insert the additional "R" often, probably because of its location on the keyboard next to "E". This frequent error is terribly irritating to certain pedantic HP fans; the resulting situation is terribly funny to relatively average fans like me.

But I thought Voldermort was Harry's grandfather...?

by Kalondo May 24, 2005