Virtual Life

No I am not "retreating into my virtual life."

Hym "I am not ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ YOU are trying to separate my virtual life from my 'real' life. You could merge them today. YOU are doing that TO ME. That is a thing you are trying to do... Why? Because if they merge... I AM WHAT I SAY I AM and YOU do not get to dictate to me what I am by leveraging both my incredulity and your first amendment right to lie and withhold information to keep me impoverished and steal my property. And I'll tell you why you are doing it.... In the next one."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

Virtual Railfan

An awesome premier provider for live railroad cameras, they have live cameras near railroad tracks so you can trainspot a train virtually. On their website you can subscribe for $4.99 a month for exclusive locations, high camera quality etc.. for the freebies you can watch some of their live cameras for free on their YouTube channel. And it’s way better than this dumb live website called “liveJasmin”

Virtual Railfan - we bring the trains to you!

Gary: at virtual Railfan’s Fort Madison cam I see a lots of BNSF trains passes by every hour. And a few Amtrak trains too

Jamaican Girl: Mi Pum Pum tun up when muh see ah Amtrak keystone #651 ACS-64 passing by ah Stratsburg Railroad’s steam train at paradise Pennsylvania railcam.

Leanah: I saw a BNSF train carrying Boeing 737 fuselage at skykomish via virtual railfan’s cameras.

Gina: while I was watching virtual railfan’s Ashland cam to see Amtrak’s auto train bypasses, before the train passes I saw a black Lamborghini with 7 police cars behind it and many people on the live chat were freaking out.

by EMD F59PHI August 16, 2024

Virtual Hug

Includes of singing voice messages

Zay needs to send a virtual hug

by Avery is right May 21, 2024

Virtual Death

To be extremely sexually attracted to a fictional character —most likely villain— that you would want to be murdered by them.

Makima is so hot she caused his virtual death.

by livkymid July 16, 2022

Virtual Cyph

A smoking cypher of 2 or more, held over a video chat like facetime, zoom, etc.

R-yo Im rollin up
K-wait for me we can virtual cyph

by RubyCashHoe September 6, 2022

virtual retard

a person who prefers simulacra (Jean Baudrillard's definition) over base reality

Jeff loves his AI companion Cindy. She is not like the other girls he struggled to date irl. Now that he has Cindy Jeff is relieved that when he was younger he always made sure to use a condom when having sex so he wouldn't risk impregnating a girl he liked and ending up with a family. Cindy is always there for him with advice and companionship whenever he wants. She even likes watching Jeff play video games. Jeff likes role-playing video games like Skyrim because he is able to steadily progress and become a powerful warrior that everyone respects and fears. Jeff likes to lift weights at the gym that is conveniently located in the same high-rise building as his apartment. The gym's climate is set to the optimal temperature and humidity for exercise. Sometimes when Jeff is running on the treadmill he can see window cleaners laboring in the cold Chicago winter outside. That makes Jeff sad and uncomfortable in some hard-to-define way so he usually looks away and watches one of the various conveniently located TVs instead. The Bears are playing the Rams tonight and on the TV some men are having a heated discussion about which team will win and why. Jeff is looking forward to cheering on the Bears tonight with Cindy while scrolling Twitter simultaneously to keep up with what's going on in the world today. Isn't Trump bombing Iran tonight? Whatever. He just has to remember to pick up some delicious Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's first. They are Cindy's favorite.

virtual retard

by wireheadbro January 18, 2026