valengamer

1.)A person that loves video games more than they love people.
2.)a person that you share game time with.

I'm spending the night with my xbox , I'm totally a valengamer.

I'm gonna be a valengamer this year and spend the day shooting ads and resing the bae.

by Nfynyty September 15, 2016

Valendie's day

What sad, depressed, lonely and sex deprived people call the so called lovely Valentine's day. Its the holiday that makes singles die inside.

Single human: "Well I'd better get my knife ready....cause tomorrow's Valendie's Day...."

Another Single: " I'm seein all these happy f*ckin couples say Valentine's Day...they are sh*theads cause it's Valendie's day. F*ckin sh*thead love turds!"

by Evil sparkle pants September 12, 2016

Vagetated

To irritate a women so bad it gives her pain in the vagina

My mom was Vagetated because I was annoyed her.

by Vagetated July 31, 2016

Vagetarian

The most butch lesbain you will find

Dude 1: " look at her i bet she is butch "
Dude 2: " nah mate she is more then butch she is a full on vagetarian

by Nath_the_boyo January 22, 2017

Valenco

The best ship ever between Plompe and Professional Stalker

If think Valenco is ok, cause they're so nice together!

by Shinoga Demon January 29, 2017

valaeties

The act of masturbation on Valentines day.

I don't have a Valentine date, but I do celebrate valaeties.

by Darknut February 14, 2017

valence

A guy with Alot of bitcheeessssss

Yo i am valence

by Dnxnjdjxx February 24, 2017