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Funnel Trumpet

A fart released when shitting or just sitting on a toilet, that emits a thunderous sound, usually staccato, due in part to the natural spreading of the arse cheeks when enthroned.

A skilled funnel trumpeter can control a sustained funnel trumpet note by using sphincter control and circular anal breathing techniques.
The bloke in the cubicle next to me was blasting the funnel trumpet a moment ago, I could barely contain my laughter.
by Peado Bear December 3, 2010
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Trumpeteer

(1)The act of performing felatio whilst digitally stimulating the reciever's prostate with one or more fingers. (2) Sticking fingers up a dudes butt while sucking his cock.
(1) Dude, I was so thrown off last night when she threw down a trumpeteer. (2) You want a trumpeteer? 50 Euro... Your friend want to watch... another 50 Euro.
by The_Think_Tank February 11, 2012
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trumpetry

an uncommon word great for playing the google game.
Poindexter Trumpetry will get you one result.
by Isssrra Kong April 12, 2007
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Trumpet Muffle

-The act of fucking someone in the ass while they are farting due to bad gas.
Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!
by AdmrlAckbar31 May 6, 2011
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trumpet muffler

When you cup a wad of TP in your hand and cup your butthole while you're sitting on the toilet to muffle your fart sounds. Works like a charm!
I was pooping at a new friends house and muffled my farts with the trumpet muffler method
by Viking vickers February 21, 2015
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trumpet blasting

When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts
As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.
by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016
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trumpatized

Trumpatized: The sudden sense of despair one feels upon realizing that Donald Trump is still president of the U.S.
Trumpatized: When I learned the orange buffoon had access to the 'nuclear button,' I felt tumpatized.
by Not a Trumptard January 31, 2018
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