It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"
Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.
This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.
Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.
This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.
Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.
by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008
Get the triple cowmug. by Lord Gooseberry February 7, 2022
Get the Triple Submug. When on a chat site like Omegle or Chatroulette, where the "Stranger" is a guy jerking it three times in a row.
by mcake June 12, 2010
Get the Triple-dickedmug. During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.
Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011
Get the Triple Salamimug. Backstabbing through entrapment
luring a friend into being crossed is to double-cross/betray, then actually crossing them is a triple cross.
luring a friend into being crossed is to double-cross/betray, then actually crossing them is a triple cross.
Billy shot a stranger - he crossed him
Bobby shot a friend - he double-crossed him
Quaddy said he wanted to meet up with his old 'friend' and shot him - he triple-crossed him
A successful undercover cop is a double-crosser.
An undercover cop who encourages crime / entraps - is a triple-crosser
Bobby shot a friend - he double-crossed him
Quaddy said he wanted to meet up with his old 'friend' and shot him - he triple-crossed him
A successful undercover cop is a double-crosser.
An undercover cop who encourages crime / entraps - is a triple-crosser
by OnlyQuaddy October 27, 2022
Get the Triple-Crossmug. The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl (in any order) on three successive nights.
An easier versions of this is the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple which is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities anytime over your lifetime.
A particularly difficult version of the Scandinavian Triple is the Golden Scandinavian Triple, which is achieved by having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.
An easier versions of this is the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple which is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities anytime over your lifetime.
A particularly difficult version of the Scandinavian Triple is the Golden Scandinavian Triple, which is achieved by having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.
If I sleep with Julie tonight, I'll manage to pull of the Scandinavian Triple.
You gonna have to wait for your moment bro, coz it looks like that Brad dude is gonna go Golden.
You gonna have to wait for your moment bro, coz it looks like that Brad dude is gonna go Golden.
by Atooooool May 21, 2016
Get the Scandinavian Triplemug. A person in a public arena displaying three Apple products, especially an iPad, iPhone and Macbook variant. Most often arranged in a manner that looks like they are the height of productivity, on closer inspection the one device displaying work is left idle as the owner fondles the others.
Look at that triple apple, who are they kidding watching WWF in the library, not typed a word in 15 minutes.
by derpderp6000 March 30, 2013
Get the Triple Applemug.